【2025/4/1】ｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎ!!ｳﾎｯ!?ｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎ!!!!!!(April 1) Ooh ooh ooh!!

ｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎ!!ｳﾎｯ!?ｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎ!!!!!!ｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎ!!ｳﾎｯ!?ｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎ!!!!!!ｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎ

ｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎ!!ｳﾎｯ!?ｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎ!!!!!!ｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎ(ｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎ!!ｳﾎｯ!?ｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎ!!!!!!ｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎ)｡ｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎ!!ｳﾎｯ!?ｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎ!!!!!!ｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎ!!ｳﾎｯ!?ｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎ!!!!!!ｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎ!!ｳﾎｯ!?ｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎ!!!!!!ｳﾎｳﾎｳﾎ｡

ｳﾎｳﾎ!

日本語訳

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近年のAIの発展があまりにも急速すぎることを受け、当社は本日、原点回帰の大決断をいたしました。社内公用語をゴリラ語に統一します。

これに伴い、当社従業員はすべてのコミュニケーションをゴリラ語で実施し、採用方針も一新します。

新採用方針：「経験不問！ｳﾎｳﾎできる方、大歓迎！」
ITスキル？英語力？いいえ、今、求められるのは圧倒的ｳﾎ力のみ！

また、お取引先・関係者の皆様におかれましても、メールでのやり取り、請求書・領収書などの書類も順次ゴリラ語化いたします。お手数ですが、ｳﾎｳﾎのほどよろしくお願いいたします。

引き続き、ｳﾎｳﾎいただければ幸いです。
”

※本日（4月1日）はエイプリルフールです。

ウホ！

Ooh ooh ooh!! Ooh!? Ooh ooh ooh!!!!!! Ooh ooh ooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ooh ooh ooh!! Ooh!? Ooh ooh ooh!!!!!! Ooh ooh ooh

English translation:

"In response to how extremely fast AI has been developing lately, today we made a bold decision to return to our roots. We are switching the company's official language to Gorilla.

With this, all employees will communicate entirely in Gorilla, and we are renewing our hiring policy as well.

New hiring policy: 'No experience required! If you can go ooh ooh, you are very welcome!' IT skills? English ability? No. What we need now is overwhelming ooh power alone.

For our clients and partners too, we will gradually switch email exchanges and documents such as invoices and receipts to Gorilla. We apologize for the trouble, and we ask for your ooh ooh cooperation.

We would be grateful for your continued ooh ooh."

Note: today (April 1) is April Fools' Day.

Ooh!